NFL Player Acts Out Motherhood Fantasy

There’s been a tradition in football, especially in the last few years, of players performing elaborate celebrations after scoring a touchdown. Why am I mentioning this here? Well, I’ve seen players do all sorts of outrageous stuff after scoring, but a celebration by a Giants player in their game yesterday takes the cake. Brandon Jacobs, seen on the right, celebrated his touchdown by tucking the ball under his shirt and pretending to be pregnant. Who’d have thunk that a big, tough running back would express his joy this way?

Of course, a second later, the ball squirted out and landed on the ground. Let’s hope he’s more careful with his actual kids.