Pooky will be . . . a Mafia Accountant? What’s your baby going to grow up to be? Only Mysterio knows the answer, and you can find out by purchasing one of these clever infant tees. Each tee predicts one of twelve possible destinies:

Big Tipper, Game Show Host, Conspiracy Nut, Monkey Wrangler, Romance Novelist, Professional Bowler, Flamenco Dancer, Donut Tycoon, Mafia Accountant, Dog Show Judge, Criminal Mastermind, and Hog Calling Champion.

The catch? You don’t get to choose; it’s already written in the stars. Make your purchase, and you’ll find out when the package arrives. Each tee comes in its own Mysterio bag and is only available in size 0-6 months. Price: $12.95

Mysterio Predicts Infant Tees can be purchased at Wry Baby.