Sheesh, if you would actually purchase this, I’m afraid we wouldn’t have much in common. This Lilliput Grand Victorian Playhouse has a wraparound porch, stained glass window, skylight, sponge-painted walls, fireplace mantel, simulated hardwood floors and enough real-life amenities to basically kick your kid out of your house and into their own at a very early age.

I have no problems with “playing house” and would encourage imaginative play, but this is taking it to the ridiculous level. How ridiculous? $18,999 (and yes, I put the comma in the right place). For that price, I’d at least expect real hardwood floors.